Nothing like convincing a girl that I'm Abe Vigoda, the richest man in Kentucky. This chat just goes to show how dumb some people can be.

CaptainDumbell : Kermit?!?!?! The frog?!?
Kermit20014 : lol yeah! thats me 18/f/cali kermit!
Kermit20014 : O:-) callme angel lol j/k
CaptainDumbell : Its a plessure to meet you Kermit
Kermit20014 : same here
CaptainDumbell : groovy
Kermit20014 : a/s?
Kermit20014 : if ya dont mind me askn
CaptainDumbell : XX/m/Ky
Kermit20014 : xx???
CaptainDumbell : I don't tell many people
Kermit20014 : ohhhh pleaze tell me pleaseee
Kermit20014 : why u think ur old or sumthn
CaptainDumbell : Well, think about it this way: If I said I was, say, 65, you would act different than if I said I were 14 or 23
CaptainDumbell : Understand?
Kermit20014 : nope i wouldnt if u said ur 65 id look at u as a kool friend to tlak to and understand and help if u 14-23 same thing except if ur hott it makes it better lol see
CaptainDumbell : Well, still, I'd prefer not to disclose my age. Sorry
Kermit20014 : ok well then im just guessing ur 65
Kermit20014 : or round that then
CaptainDumbell : ok
CaptainDumbell : Got a pic?
Kermit20014 : nope but i have a website ok not my website but last year for the first time i got to be a model ok well for jeans but, if u go to hollywoodjeans.com im the girl the pic in black n white thats me!
CaptainDumbell : http://www.hollywoodjeans.com ?
Kermit20014 : yup
CaptainDumbell : This isn't you is it?
Kermit20014 : um yes it is
CaptainDumbell : Thats the only pic that will come up
CaptainDumbell : Cool
CaptainDumbell : Your hot
CaptainDumbell : I didn't know since, technically, thats not black and white ;-)
Kermit20014 : i know our web site is down when it gets finished there is only one more pic of me in there because i only got to model one year because of my aunt
CaptainDumbell : plus the pics name is *candy.gif*, and your profile sez your name is Ashley
CaptainDumbell : Cool
Kermit20014 : nope thats my sis's profile not mine
CaptainDumbell : ooooooh
Kermit20014 : my siss name is ashley
CaptainDumbell : ok
Kermit20014 : ok well step sister
CaptainDumbell : I getcha
Kermit20014 : yeah
Kermit20014 : lifes a dick fuck it thats todays quote O:-)
CaptainDumbell : eek
CaptainDumbell : How vile
CaptainDumbell : lol
Kermit20014 : lol thats me!
CaptainDumbell : So, the quote doesn't apply to me
Kermit20014 : pleaseeeee tell me how old u are
CaptainDumbell : 65
Kermit20014 : or ill have to leave cause its just weird i need to know
Kermit20014 : ok thanx
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect .
Kermit20014 declines request; no connection was made .
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect .
Kermit20014 declines request; no connection was made .
CaptainDumbell : I'm gonna send you my picture
Kermit20014 : whats that mean/?
CaptainDumbell : oooooh
CaptainDumbell : It means that we can send each other pictures
CaptainDumbell : Say yes
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect .
CaptainDumbell : ?
Kermit20014 is now directly connected .
CaptainDumbell : ok, here's my picture
CaptainDumbell :
Kermit20014 : i didnt get it
CaptainDumbell : now you did
CaptainDumbell : Not a good pic
Kermit20014 : yeah u cant really c it oh well what was it ur bday party or sumthn cause i see a cake
CaptainDumbell : That was at my 63rd birthday
Kermit20014 : oh ok well happy bday whenever it was lol
Kermit20014 direct connection is closed .
CaptainDumbell : lol
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect .
CaptainDumbell : I found another picture of me
Kermit20014 is now directly connected .
Kermit20014 : ok
Kermit20014 : lets c it
CaptainDumbell : This was at the same birthday party
CaptainDumbell : REALLY bad pic
Kermit20014 : ooook]
CaptainDumbell :
Kermit20014 : ok kool thats a better pic are u singing can u sing good?
Kermit20014 direct connection is closed .
CaptainDumbell : Yeah, I was singing Sinatra
Kermit20014 : awesome
Kermit20014 : hey sorry to say but, im downloading sumthn and i cant tlak right now nice to kind of meet ya bye!
CaptainDumbell : Can you talk later?
Kermit20014 : mabey put me on ur buddy list thing ill be on at like 5 or 6 tomorrow definitly
Kermit20014 : bye
CaptainDumbell : I have one more pic of me to send you that was in 'People' magazine
Kermit20014 : ok go ahead
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect .
Kermit20014 is now directly connected .
Kermit20014 : people magazien howed u get in there?
CaptainDumbell :
CaptainDumbell : Because I am the richest man in Kentucky
CaptainDumbell : They were asking me how I earned all my money and stuff
Kermit20014 : wow awesome u are sooo kool but i seriously cant talk bye !!!!!!

Kermit20014 direct connection is closed .
CaptainDumbell : bye