This time I convinced a girl that I got my hand cut off and then went on to freak out her computer.

Lilcrazyditz06 (2:15:38 PM): hey!
CaptainDumbell (2:15:43 PM): hey
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:15:59 PM): how has your summer been?
CaptainDumbell (2:16:12 PM): scary. I lost my left hand in a lawnmower accident
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:16:25 PM): are you serious?
CaptainDumbell (2:16:38 PM): yeah, it was like, the 2nd week in June
CaptainDumbell (2:17:00 PM): I just got out of the hospital
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:17:11 PM): oh my gosh
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:17:16 PM): so u don't have a left hand anymore?
CaptainDumbell (2:17:26 PM): no, it sucks
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:17:48 PM): ouch I'm sorry to hear that besides that are you ok?
CaptainDumbell (2:18:00 PM): yeah, I'm ok. The hospital was bizarre
CaptainDumbell (2:18:08 PM): my roomate was crazy
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:18:17 PM): ?????
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:18:31 PM): lol really
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:18:35 PM): what was wrong with them
CaptainDumbell (2:18:48 PM): yeah, he was always talking in his sleep about weird stuff
CaptainDumbell (2:19:00 PM): like, the end of the world and crap
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:19:09 PM): o gosh I think I would have been scared too
CaptainDumbell (2:19:26 PM): luckily my bed was beside the window, so if need-be, I could just bail out
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:19:37 PM): r u left handed or right handed?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:19:39 PM): lol
CaptainDumbell (2:19:51 PM): well, I USED to be left handed
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:19:58 PM): uh~oh
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:20:02 PM): that's gonna be hard
CaptainDumbell (2:20:12 PM): but now I think I'll be right handed, until my left hand grows back
CaptainDumbell (2:20:20 PM): as you can see, I'm taking this lightly
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:20:21 PM): grows back?
CaptainDumbell (2:20:53 PM): yeah, the doctors are trying this new stem-cell thing where they put left hand genes on the arm, and hopefully it will grow back
CaptainDumbell (2:21:12 PM): it will be somewhat underdeveloped, but at least I can pick large things up again
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:21:41 PM): but how long will it take for it to grow back and by that time you will use to doing everything right handed won't you
CaptainDumbell (2:22:23 PM): yeah, but i'm slightly ambidexturous, so I'll get used to it
CaptainDumbell (2:22:34 PM): I doubt I'll be able to write with it anyways, IF it grows back
CaptainDumbell (2:22:54 PM): the doctors aren't even sure it will come back. It might just turn into a big ball or something lol
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:23:03 PM): lol
CaptainDumbell (2:23:08 PM): it's not funny
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:23:17 PM): I know it isn't
CaptainDumbell (2:23:22 PM): you laughed
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:23:34 PM): yeah so did u look at what u typed
CaptainDumbell (2:23:57 PM): yeah, I typed lol because it's ironic for me
CaptainDumbell (2:24:09 PM): it's just cruel coming from you
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:24:13 PM): sorry
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:24:29 PM): don't be offended
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:24:32 PM): anyways
CaptainDumbell (2:24:37 PM): it's ok, I should probably get used to it
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:25:10 PM): nah I don't think it would be right for peeps to make fun of you for b/c it's not like u can help it
CaptainDumbell (2:26:07 PM): well, i was acting stupid when it happened
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:26:23 PM): well how did it actually happen
CaptainDumbell (2:26:23 PM): I should've known better than to leave the lawnmover on when I was reaching for that baseball
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:26:35 PM): oh my gosh
CaptainDumbell (2:26:49 PM): dumb, huh?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:27:21 PM): well kinda but we all make stupid mistakes some just hurts more than others for example urs
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:28:28 PM): not being mean about it
CaptainDumbell (2:28:41 PM): nah, it's ok
CaptainDumbell (2:28:47 PM): want to see a picture?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:29:02 PM): aight
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:29:30 PM): i dunno is it really nasty looking
CaptainDumbell (2:29:36 PM): kinda....
CaptainDumbell (2:30:20 PM): still want to see? If so I'll need to position the camera so I can take a picture. Kinda tough with one hand, you know
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:30:34 PM): yeah send a pic
CaptainDumbell (2:31:50 PM): ok, just a sec then
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:31:56 PM): aight
CaptainDumbell (2:32:08 PM): hmmm, apparently my camera hasn't been charged
CaptainDumbell (2:32:21 PM): I'll get a picture of me from the hospital
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:32:29 PM): aight
CaptainDumbell wants to directly connect (2:35:50 PM).
CaptainDumbell (2:36:03 PM): it may not let me connect, internet has been weird
CaptainDumbell cancels request; no connection was made (2:36:13 PM).
CaptainDumbell wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\meinhospital.jpg (2:36:24 PM).
CaptainDumbell (2:36:30 PM): maybe it will let me do this
CaptainDumbell (2:36:54 PM): guess not
CaptainDumbell cancels request; the file will not be sent (2:36:56 PM).
CaptainDumbell (2:37:01 PM): Whats your e-mail address?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:37:11 PM): Lilcrazyditz06@aol.com
CaptainDumbell (2:38:01 PM): sent
CaptainDumbell (2:38:06 PM): I could only find one picture
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:38:32 PM): aight I'll look at in a min
CaptainDumbell (2:38:47 PM): k, don't eat anything before, because you might barf
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:39:01 PM): oh gosh
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:39:02 PM): k
CaptainDumbell (2:39:36 PM): tell me when you look at it
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:39:42 PM): aight
CaptainDumbell (2:39:49 PM): I'm thinking about wearing a puppet over it at school so no one will see
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:40:05 PM): really
CaptainDumbell (2:40:25 PM): I dunno, I'm just scared no one will like me anymore
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:40:38 PM): it shouldn't make a difference
CaptainDumbell (2:40:55 PM): it might though. I was gonna try out for the basketball team this year
CaptainDumbell (2:40:59 PM): think I can still make it?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:41:17 PM): I dunno maybe if ur lucky
CaptainDumbell (2:41:45 PM): I was going to be a point guard
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:42:05 PM): sounds like u had everything planned out
CaptainDumbell (2:42:18 PM): yeah, I DID
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:42:21 PM): the baseball u were trying to get was it under the lawn mower?
CaptainDumbell (2:42:56 PM): it was inside it
CaptainDumbell (2:43:03 PM): I didn't see it and ran over it
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:43:13 PM): oh
CaptainDumbell (2:43:14 PM): so I stuck my hand in to get it out and CHOP CHOP CHOP
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:43:23 PM): blah
CaptainDumbell (2:43:28 PM): turns out, the baseball fell out before I put my hand in
CaptainDumbell (2:43:35 PM): scared my mom to death
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:43:45 PM): did u cry?
CaptainDumbell (2:43:55 PM): I ran in the kitchen with a bloody stump on my arm and she almost passed out
CaptainDumbell (2:44:01 PM): well of course, wouldn't you?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:44:13 PM): yeah i would have bawled my eyes out
CaptainDumbell (2:44:58 PM): I had a college scholarship for basketball at Somerset community, but now it's worthless
CaptainDumbell (2:45:02 PM): I'm screwed for life!
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:45:53 PM): maybe not I'm sure you'll find something else u can do with one hand
CaptainDumbell (2:46:15 PM): yeah, I can think of a few things I can do with one hand
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:46:23 PM): that's good
CaptainDumbell (2:46:33 PM): yeah
CaptainDumbell (2:46:42 PM): did you look at the pic yet?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:47:17 PM): nah not yet my bro is wanting to see it and I don't think I will want to look at it twice and he is gettin out of the shower so I will here in just a sec
CaptainDumbell (2:47:31 PM): oh, alright
CaptainDumbell (2:48:16 PM): yeah so anyways, how's your summer been?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:48:17 PM): brb
CaptainDumbell (2:48:20 PM): ok
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:48:57 PM): dud there is no picture there
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:49:06 PM): my summer has been pretty good
CaptainDumbell (2:49:14 PM): there isn't?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:49:18 PM): nah
CaptainDumbell (2:49:20 PM): I attached it fine
CaptainDumbell (2:49:22 PM): you sure?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:49:26 PM): yeah
CaptainDumbell (2:49:35 PM): hmm, let me send again
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:49:38 PM): aight
CaptainDumbell (2:50:20 PM): sent
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:50:37 PM): ok hold up
CaptainDumbell (2:50:47 PM): thats rude, I can't hold anything up
CaptainDumbell (2:50:50 PM): j/k :-P
CaptainDumbell (2:51:02 PM): though it is no joke
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:51:31 PM): dude didn't even get ur e~mail that ime
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:51:38 PM): time*
CaptainDumbell (2:51:39 PM): thats weird.
CaptainDumbell (2:51:41 PM): hmmm
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:52:01 PM): oh wait yeah i did
CaptainDumbell (2:52:07 PM): ok
CaptainDumbell (2:52:11 PM): is the pic in it?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:52:24 PM): i dunno hold on
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:52:53 PM): no the picture isn't in it
CaptainDumbell (2:52:58 PM): gah!
CaptainDumbell (2:53:08 PM): just a sec, I'll upload it to Yahoo! Photos and give you a link
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:53:21 PM): aight
CaptainDumbell (2:53:52 PM): this should work <EDIT I put a link here to a picture of a guy with an amputated hand. The website is dead, so I removed the link>
CaptainDumbell (2:54:55 PM): did it work?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:55:08 PM): hold on
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:56:44 PM): yeah it worked
CaptainDumbell (2:56:54 PM): is it nasty?
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:57:01 PM): yeah just a lil bit
CaptainDumbell (2:57:19 PM): yeah, that was taken about a week after it happened
CaptainDumbell (2:57:38 PM): my hand-stub had healed a bit, but my blood pressure strated dropping REALLY bad
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:57:51 PM): really?
CaptainDumbell (2:58:01 PM): yeah, I almost died
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:58:10 PM): oh I sorry
CaptainDumbell (2:58:17 PM): sorry that I lived?!?!?!
Lilcrazyditz06 (2:58:30 PM): no no no sorry that u almost died
CaptainDumbell (2:58:37 PM): oh, ok
CaptainDumbell (3:00:23 PM): Here's another pic <EDIT: I put a link here disguised as another pic, but it actually linked to an annoying "You Are An Idiot" cartoon that causes annoying pop-ups and sounds to basically crash your computer>
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:00:45 PM): oh ok
CaptainDumbell (3:00:52 PM): it's not as nasty
CaptainDumbell (3:00:58 PM): I'm smiling in it for once
CaptainDumbell (3:01:14 PM): holding my stub up like a trophy
CaptainDumbell (3:01:26 PM): and thats the baseball on the shelf behind me
CaptainDumbell (3:03:22 PM): hello?
CaptainDumbell (3:03:24 PM): did it work?
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:03:43 PM): what the crap did u just send me cuz it made my pc go crazy
CaptainDumbell (3:03:57 PM): what? my pic wasn't THAT bad
CaptainDumbell (3:04:09 PM): sure my hair was a bit messy, but I wasn't terirbly ugly
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:04:27 PM): no it went crazy telling me I was an idiot
CaptainDumbell (3:04:58 PM): <EDIT: Yet another link to the annoying Idiot thing> here's the pic again, I don't know what you're talkign about
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:05:29 PM): ok that's not funny
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:05:34 PM): u sent the same
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:05:37 PM): thing
CaptainDumbell (3:05:40 PM): I did?
CaptainDumbell (3:05:42 PM): no...
CaptainDumbell (3:05:50 PM): the same pic, yeah
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:05:54 PM): it goes crazy and tells me I'm an idiot
CaptainDumbell (3:06:16 PM): no, I'm the idiot who lost his hand getting a baseball
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:07:08 PM): I didn't say I was I clicked on what was supposed to be apicture and my computer went crazy and started laughting saying you are an idiot
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:07:20 PM): THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:07:24 PM): YOU ARE MAKING ME MAD
CaptainDumbell (3:07:32 PM): what!?!
CaptainDumbell (3:07:37 PM): I lost my hand, THATS not funny
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:07:47 PM): MAYBE I THINK IT IS
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:07:50 PM): YOU MADE ME MAD
CaptainDumbell (3:07:52 PM): I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe it's a pop-up ad or something
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:08:01 PM): WHATEVER
CaptainDumbell (3:08:06 PM): when I click the link I get a picture
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:08:13 PM): WELL NOT ME
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:08:17 PM): SO BYE
CaptainDumbell (3:08:33 PM): sorry
CaptainDumbell (3:08:40 PM): talk to you at school
Lilcrazyditz06 (3:08:47 PM): W/E
CaptainDumbell (3:08:52 PM): bye