I convinced this girl that I knew her and then convinced her to get offline awaiting my phone call (and yes, she actually got offline, she didn't just block me; I checked.)

volleymollie1 : do i know u?
CaptainDumbell : I don't think so
volleymollie1 : o
volleymollie1 : ok
volleymollie1 : bye
CaptainDumbell : bye Teresa
volleymollie1 : this is cassandra
CaptainDumbell : AHAHAHAHA! Thats not funny. You shouldn't make fun of your Aunt like that Terry
volleymollie1 : huh
volleymollie1 : this is cassandra
CaptainDumbell : What did we do in school today Terry?
volleymollie1 : falopobas
CaptainDumbell : I didn't mean to miss
CaptainDumbell : But Jack had to go to the vet and I was worried about him
volleymollie1 : um....... learned how 2 count 2 10?
volleymollie1 : huuuuuh?
CaptainDumbell : Seriously! I don't want Mr. Markham yellin at me tomorrow
volleymollie1 : i dont know u
volleymollie1 : i was kidding
CaptainDumbell : Terry, I'm getting mad, what did we do today in school?
volleymollie1 : i dont know u
CaptainDumbell : grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
CaptainDumbell : What did we do?! Your making me really mad
volleymollie1 : call your friend terry and u will c that she is not me
volleymollie1 : i just i-med u
CaptainDumbell : Terry! TELL ME! You know Mr. Markham will beat me if I don't have my homework!
volleymollie1 : i dont know u?
volleymollie1 : ok?
CaptainDumbell : Shut up Terry! I know its you
CaptainDumbell : We talk all the time
CaptainDumbell : please tell me
volleymollie1 : i am telling u
volleymollie1 : my name is cassandra
CaptainDumbell : What did we do today in Physics?
volleymollie1 : i take earth science
volleymollie1 : wut grade r u in?
CaptainDumbell : COME ON TERRY!
CaptainDumbell : I'm serious
CaptainDumbell : I don't want to get in trouble tomorrow
volleymollie1 : i'm in 9th grade
volleymollie1 : u?
volleymollie1 : do u have terry's number?
CaptainDumbell : Terry! You know good and well we are both in 10th
CaptainDumbell : YES! I have your phone number!
volleymollie1 : i'm in 9th
CaptainDumbell : liar
volleymollie1 : call me then
volleymollie1 : and i will tell u
CaptainDumbell : Hey! Don't cuss!
volleymollie1 : k?
CaptainDumbell : I told you not to cuss around me Terry
volleymollie1 : huh
CaptainDumbell : quit!
volleymollie1 : just call me
CaptainDumbell : My mom will see you cussing and she'll ground me
CaptainDumbell : I can't, your online
volleymollie1 : wut did i say?
CaptainDumbell : QUIT!
CaptainDumbell : Don't say that word
volleymollie1 : i didnt
CaptainDumbell : STOP SAYING THE F WORD
volleymollie1 : wut f word?
CaptainDumbell : Quit it!
CaptainDumbell : Oh crap!
CaptainDumbell : Mom saw!
CaptainDumbell : I'm grounded now thanks to you!
CaptainDumbell : Thanks alot!
CaptainDumbell : Get off the net
volleymollie1 : wut
CaptainDumbell : I wanna call you
CaptainDumbell : Get off so i can call you
volleymollie1 : ok fine
CaptainDumbell : GET OFF
volleymollie1 signed off at 6:58:30 PM.
CaptainDumbell : GET OFF!